Saturday, November 6, 2010

Get a broader mindscape

I'm a 40 year old, somewhat famous male. I've worked in a burger joint for my entire working career. I can't get my drivers license, because I am somewhat of a spaz. I've tried countless times, but just have not managed to figure out how to drive. I am in love with a member of another "race". My best friend could be considered retarted, and deep down I think the only reason he hangs out with me is because he lives right next to me. But I relate to him the best out of everyone I know, even though I don't think I'm retarted. My other neighboor is a horrible musician who works at the same place I do. I talk to my pet all the time, thinking it can understand me. But the worst part about it all, is that I live in a pineapple. Under the sea.

Anything can suck. Depending on how you look at it.

Cheer up


  1. Anything can suck. Depending on how you look at it.

    Thats right.

  2. who lives a pineapple under the sea?! now that song is stuck in my head...

  3. wait who does Spongebob love?