Tuesday, November 30, 2010


get a paper plate, pour a bag of honey barbecue Frito twists.  Then smother it all in cream cheese. put it in the microwave for 30 seconds or until the cream cheese melts.  delicious snack.

Toast a bagel, slice salami and cheddar cheese.  Then season it with the new Verde sauce from Taco Bell. 

Monday, November 22, 2010

be none of us to be one of us


Take the time to read that website; it makes some excellent points in flaws in our society today.  People, collectively, are too caught up in trivial bullshit.

Monday, November 8, 2010

Fleshlight Tag

Fleshlight tag is a great game to play.  You only need a few things.

1) A fleshlight

They also have avatar themed fleshlights.

Or you can make your own

2) A penis

Once you and a group of guys have your fleshlights, it's time to play!

The object of the game is to run around in a public place while pleasuring yourself with a fleshlight, and "tag" as many persons, objects, walls, cars, grocery carts, and any objects you deem fit.  Once you're done tagging take a picture of said shot.  Who ever has the most after a 24 hour period wins!

Happy Trails ;)

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Get a broader mindscape

I'm a 40 year old, somewhat famous male. I've worked in a burger joint for my entire working career. I can't get my drivers license, because I am somewhat of a spaz. I've tried countless times, but just have not managed to figure out how to drive. I am in love with a member of another "race". My best friend could be considered retarted, and deep down I think the only reason he hangs out with me is because he lives right next to me. But I relate to him the best out of everyone I know, even though I don't think I'm retarted. My other neighboor is a horrible musician who works at the same place I do. I talk to my pet all the time, thinking it can understand me. But the worst part about it all, is that I live in a pineapple. Under the sea.

Anything can suck. Depending on how you look at it.

Cheer up

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Legalize Child Pornography

It's time we legalize the legitimate industry of child pornography.  The benefits that come from child pornography greatly outweigh the risks.  We could be training the porn stars of tomorrow, today.  Instead of spending money on cyber-police departments and imprisoning people who partake in this legitimate part of our culture, we can accept it and integrate this beautiful concept into our lives.

I don't personally look at child porn, but I understand why people do.  They get a thrill from seeing a 12 year old girl getting fucked in the ass and taking a big load on their face.  I get the same sick thrill each time I use facebook.  I go on and see all of my fellow peers advertising them selves.  Each page is an advertisement on why they are cooler than me, better than me, have more fun than me, and have better overall lives than I do.  When people are hanging out with friends, they take pictures of everything, model their lives for the world to see the next morning on facebook. 

The idea of social networking is reinforcing the ideas of cliques and stereotypes.  That you have to conform to a social-norm in order to have friends.  Look at somebodies facebook page and you can see their likes, interests, status updates, and pictures.  It becomes disgusting how anal some people become over how they present themselves over facebook; which eventually carries over to real life and how they act. 

Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go rub one off.